2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 98,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 5 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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My Santa Claus and marbles

Christmas Sweatz

by

Rhett And Link

You get some green sweats

I get some red sweats

Then we switch em up

We’ve got Christmas sweats

You get some red sweats

I get some green sweats

Then we switch em up

We’ve got Christmas sweats

She’s got a green sweatshirt

Yeah

And got some green sweatpants

They match

That’s just a green sweat suit

You see that every other motherfruitcaking day

He’s got a red sweatshirt

Boring

And that’s a red sweatpants

Yawn

That’s just a red sweat suit

You see that every other motherfruitcaking day

You get some green sweats

I get some red sweats

Then we switch em up

We’ve got Christmas sweats

You get some red sweats

I get some green sweats

Then we switch em up

We’ve got Christmas sweats

He’s so festive

He’s gonna get himself arrested

She’s probably a pro-sleigh rider

I bet she pees apple cider

He’s probably done all his shopping

I bet he actually wears Christmas stockings

Is she texting Santa?

He’s spending time with Amanda

Who’s Amanda?

His step-daughter

He’s in a second marriage

It’s cool

You get some green sweats

I get some red sweats

Then we switch em up

We’ve got Christmas sweats

Yeah, What, Wow

You get some blue sweats

I get some white sweats

Then we switch em up

We’ve got Hanukkah sweats

You get some red sweats

I get some green sweats

He gets some black sweats

Kwanzaa Sweats

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